Guns Germs and Steel is a Terrible World History Textbook
I LOVE LOVE LOVE drawing, reading and writing. My favorite food is
chocolate. I write a lot of stories, but most of the time I don't
remember to finish them. my favorite time to write is when I can write
anything I want, even a story about a pickle's search for psychedelic
sparkly bellbottoms. I take a LONG time to decide what to read. Usually
it's because I like all my choices. My favorite books are the Harry
Potter books by J.K. Rowling. I usually just draw pictures, but I
recently started drawing comics. My favorite three characters to draw
about are Bobby, Sally, and Edna. I call this group "The Kids." They
are, if possible, the most random and crazy people in the world. The
craziest is Sally. In the first comic I drew about them (the first comic
I'd drawn in a long time), the very first thing Sally says is in
reaction to a comic with a picture of a pineapple on it titled, "Mr.
Potato Man." She says: "THAT IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF MY DOG!" She
then proceeds to rant at Bobby about how they are "30% closer to finding
out why Sir Cuddles is a Sir" and how "you can see it in his eyes... He
knows his life story is in our hands!" In the next two panels, a dog
(drawn badly on purpose) says, "Woof." The dog is clearly Sir Cuddles,
as Sally is pointing at him in the previous panel, which contains a
dramatic worm's eye view.
I've drawn several comics (and other things) about The Kids since then,
including "Miss Demeanor Posh's Proper Test: see if Miss Posh would be
accepting of you!" I've also started a comic about how Bobby met Sally
and Edna. I've drawn some other comics in the same style, too, and some
of them include the original characters. For example: Bobby disguised as
the euphoric new policeman who gets to sit on the chair; Sally disguised
as the ice cream reaction kid who sometimes has bubblegum. I've
introduced new characters, created concepts for stories, made up
characters but forgotten to write their stories, and even made
characters of myself and my brother, who feature in my coastal creature
report.
TL;DR: I am cool.