Guns Germs and Steel is a Terrible World History Textbook




I LOVE LOVE LOVE drawing, reading and writing. My favorite food is chocolate. I write a lot of stories, but most of the time I don't remember to finish them. my favorite time to write is when I can write anything I want, even a story about a pickle's search for psychedelic sparkly bellbottoms. I take a LONG time to decide what to read. Usually it's because I like all my choices. My favorite books are the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling. I usually just draw pictures, but I recently started drawing comics. My favorite three characters to draw about are Bobby, Sally, and Edna. I call this group "The Kids." They are, if possible, the most random and crazy people in the world. The craziest is Sally. In the first comic I drew about them (the first comic I'd drawn in a long time), the very first thing Sally says is in reaction to a comic with a picture of a pineapple on it titled, "Mr. Potato Man." She says: "THAT IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF MY DOG!" She then proceeds to rant at Bobby about how they are "30% closer to finding out why Sir Cuddles is a Sir" and how "you can see it in his eyes... He knows his life story is in our hands!" In the next two panels, a dog (drawn badly on purpose) says, "Woof." The dog is clearly Sir Cuddles, as Sally is pointing at him in the previous panel, which contains a dramatic worm's eye view.
I've drawn several comics (and other things) about The Kids since then, including "Miss Demeanor Posh's Proper Test: see if Miss Posh would be accepting of you!" I've also started a comic about how Bobby met Sally and Edna. I've drawn some other comics in the same style, too, and some of them include the original characters. For example: Bobby disguised as the euphoric new policeman who gets to sit on the chair; Sally disguised as the ice cream reaction kid who sometimes has bubblegum. I've introduced new characters, created concepts for stories, made up characters but forgotten to write their stories, and even made characters of myself and my brother, who feature in my coastal creature report.

TL;DR: I am cool.